8 THINGS GIRLS HATE DURING SEX.

THE TOP 8 THINGS GIRLS HATE DURING SEX!

NUMBER 1.

Lack of foreplay. When you’re struggling to get us wet. Major issue. Sex is not gonna be enjoyable for us if we’re drier than the Sahara. ‘The wetter the better’, remember that.

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NUMBER 2.

Bad kissing. That kissing where you’re trying to physically get inside our mouths kissing. Washing machine kissing. Ew. HOW are you still kissing bad? To be honest though, unless someone tells you about yourself then how will you ever know?

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NUMBER 3. 

Hesitance. The awkward hesitant guy. Hesitant about anything and everything. Should I do this, should I do that. Maybe I’ll ask her what positions she wants to do. No. OMG. Please can we not discuss positions and just do them. I’m sure you’ll get a strong hint if we don’t want to do something so just trust yourself.

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NUMBER 4. 

3 minute men. Have you ever heard of.. the ‘Tactical wank’. Nope? Okay basically have a pre wank before you meet a girl if you’re prone to lasting 3 minutes, no need to thank me.Screen Shot 2017-09-05 at 22.25.33.png

NUMBER 5. 

Does this even need a caption?

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NUMBER 6. 

Screaming your head off during your orgasm. It’s just unnecessary and a bit weird to be honest.

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NUMBER 7. 

No rhythm. When you try throwing us into a billion positions all in one go..it’s not cool and you do not look more experienced trying to show us that you know 832 different positions.

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NUMBER 8. 

Asking every 5 seconds if we like it or if it’s okay. Stop asking for reassurance, it’s really off-putting and if we don’t like something you’ll know about it, so if you don’t hear anything then all is good!

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