8 THINGS GUYS HATE DURING SEX.

8 THINGS GUYS HATE DURING SEX!

NUMBER 1.

That over enthusiastic moaning you do when we’ve barely even touched you..it’s fully off-putting and it seems dis-genuine. We understand girls in porn scream and shout but that’s probably because the guy has a 25 inch penis and those screams are from terror not pleasure!

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NUMBER 2.

We hate it when you think it’s funny to try and prod and touch our bottoms even though we’ve said a billion times no! Unless we’ve told you we like it, please just stop. 

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NUMBER 3.

We hate having to always be the one to initiate sex, sometimes it’s nice to be taken by surprise! 

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NUMBER 4.

We hate it when we make it clear we’re about to cum and you acknowledge this and then start changing what you were doing to get me to that point, which then leaves me with a less satisfying orgasm, what you were doing the first time round was perfect, don’t change a tinggg!

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NUMBER 5.

STOP SAYING OUR WILLYS ARE CUTE! Our willy is not cute, nothing about this situation is cute. We f*cking hate our dicks being referred to as CUTE! We like to be admired not adored.

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NUMBER 6.

Too much talking is so off-putting especially when it has nothing to do with what we’re doing. Unless it’s good dirty talk then please from the unnecessary chit chat. 

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NUMBER 7. 

When you say no to absolutely everything we want to try, you should try at least everything once, you might even like it! 

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NUMBER 8. 

Talking a good game and not being able to follow it up. Fair enough if you’re not great, we can learn and it’s all cool, but being cocky about your talents when you ain’t shit, is a nono.

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